July 2011
5 posts
books
bursting
It was a dark and stormy night....
The Bulwer-Lytton winners are in.
One of my favorites:
Veronica, two months pregnant and attempting to get her boyfriend to notice, and Ricky, who wanted to end things with his expansive girlfriend, sat at a table-for-two around lunchtime at the Olive Garden in Columbus, Ohio, eying the bottle of house rosé which, unbeknownst to them, doubled as the portal key to Khrysandelt: The land where...
I don't claim to be politically correct...
I do, however, claim that my wish is for free access to information for everyone. And so… I laugh. Out loud even. When I see patrons in the public computing area watching youtube videos of midgets dancing.
It's a blissful day at the library
when arguments about personal medications spill out into the public.
Working in the children's department
is a lot like working in retail. People are always asking you for things and you are constantly cleaning up other children’s messes.